Want to improve your english writing mou? Better chance for job and summore can go overseas leh!

Sup readers, I’m going to help you improve on something very important in life today. I’m going teach you how to write bloody good english even if your command of it is not that good in 5 easy steps. It will increase your opportunities for jobs here and overseas, I guarantee it.

1. Think of what you want to say, and type it out in the most comfortable way for you as you can. Lai here’s a small example:

“ I just only graduate from uni. I wan to apply this job becuz it has been my dream, that is why i also do my degree in this. So i con9lan7firm got the quality in theory but i no knowledge in practical. I really hope that you can employ me into your company. Thank you”

2. Translate it word for word, then slowly change your grammar sentence by sentence, see lah it takes a while to catch the ball but then gets easier as you go. I will break up the sentences so you can see what I mean.

“ I’ve just graduated from university. 

This is my dream job, and I did my degree on it.

that is why I decided to apply.

 I have the qualifications but no practical knowledge .

I really hope will employ me into your company. Thank you”

3. Now you’ve done the grammar part, it is time for vocabulary. Basically try to sound as ang moh as possible. Make your sentences longer, more flower. When you can use any atas words, just do it,

BUT make sure you don’t simply use atas words if you not confirm, if not this will happen

Then you die liao, the person reading will laugh die you. Anyway, I will put simplified versions of the words in brackets so it makes more sense.

“I’ve recently [another word for just only] graduated from university.

 My passion [hobby/love] for this job compelled [make me want to] me to take a degree on it, and naturally [of course] I would apply to this well-renowned [famous] institution [company/school/organization].

 I’m certain [con9lan7firm] that I am qualified in terms of theoretical but I am still inexperienced [no experience] in the field. I truly hope that you will consider employing me. I would be a great addition to your company. Thank you.”

Now let me format it nicely, I show you magic.

“I’ve recently graduated from university. My passion for this job compelled me to take a degree on it, and naturally I would apply to this well-renowned  institution. I’m certain that I am qualified in terms of theoretical but I am still inexperienced in the field. I truly hope that you will consider employing me. I would be a great addition to your company. Thank you.”

Wah seh really magic I tell you! And I just realized, it’s not even 5 steps, it’s 3. Anyway, go show people your pro english, make them think you actually secretly from the UK! Ahahahah!